i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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