so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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