Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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