Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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