the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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