I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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