I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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