So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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