I feel great
I just peed on a car
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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