I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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