Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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