You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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