Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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