Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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