How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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