We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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