is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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