We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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