Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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