He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
