yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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