he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's shark week go big or go home
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize