Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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