Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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