Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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