Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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