i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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