You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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