Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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