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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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