i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon