when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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