I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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