some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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