I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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