it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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