That's intense
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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