Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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