no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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