I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
