Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
