Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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