Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma