Can Purell be used as lube?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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