So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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