I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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