You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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