I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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