Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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