five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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