Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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