Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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