Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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