she was so not down for the gang bang
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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