well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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