U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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