Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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