do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
