I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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