In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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