I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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