Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We named our party play list daddy issues
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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