u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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