these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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